What should your husband name his internet connection?
Wife-i.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are boxers good comedians?