Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a flying police officer?