Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
When do astronauts eat?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?