What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?