What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do fish do at parades?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?