Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What day never takes itself seriously?