What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Mother-hood.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
A book just fell on my head.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where do belly buttons go to college?