What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What says: oom oom oom?
How do locomotives know where to go?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?