What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?