What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why do mice need oiling?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What game do bats excel at?
What birds make average students?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?