How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
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What fairy loves to count?
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What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
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What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
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What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
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