How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
What is another term for the price of gas?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How does a witch play loud music?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?