What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the politest month?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?