What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What fish loves to play in a band?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?