What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?