Why do cows go to New York?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?