Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
I'm not a bad putter.