Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?