How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the bicycle call its dad?