The museum curator needed a break.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which animal will never go bald?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What animal loves Indian food?