What snacks always have the best tan?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?