Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call the dog magician?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How do trees get access to the internet?