Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
It's Crowded!
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What stories are told by basketball players?