What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?