What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What shape has a knighthood?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do you make a cow float?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you give an angry rhino?