What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Where was Noah born?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What does Rudolph call his wife?