What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?