What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
It's Crowded!
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did the shower say to the toilet?