What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How is cat food sold?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How is life like toilet paper?