How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?