What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do trees wear to the lake?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which office space loves to cut corners?