How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
How was the wedding?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?