Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where do snowmen go to dance?