What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How did the toad die?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?