What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What day is your mom always right?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?