What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
A gut-ar.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What game do bats excel at?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?