What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Which fly makes films?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do cows wear bells?
Who does everyone's hair in space?