Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?