Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is the color of the wind?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why are ET's eyes so big?