What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which state is the cleanest?