What's the noisiest food?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What kind of bird can write?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?