How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?