How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?