What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's the politest month?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What vehicle works the hardest?
