Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?