Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?