Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What kind of bird can write?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?