Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?