What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What horn never makes a sound?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's the opposite of irony?