Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do Scottish toads play?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Board Game With A Twist
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?