Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What animals make the best students?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?