What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?