How did the toad die?
He croaked.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's the most determined bird?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why do cows always skip gym class?