Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What season begins with a thud?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?