Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What did the painter say to the wall?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's the richest basketball team?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?