Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What makes music in your hair?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?