Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?