Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a henway?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
