What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Which family member has tusks?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?