What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did electricity win the race?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?