Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why was the horse so happy?