Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What birds make average students?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?