What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why are the mountains so tired?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a father's favorite flower?