Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What is the loneliest cheese?