Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do insects learn at school?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What is the color of the wind?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?