Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why do two skunks argue?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?