Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is another term for the price of gas?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are computers so good at golf?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do cats use to beat eggs?