What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call the dog magician?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?