What animal floats best?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How does a cow do math?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?