Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?