What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did autumn say to summer?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?