What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do bees chew?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
We had a discussion about roses.