What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?