What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?