Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?