Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What animal loves a baseball game?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?