Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
When do mice play every day?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?