Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
What animal has the most fun?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?