Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
