In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which subject has two parts?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What game can you play while eating dinner?