What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do elves learn in school?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do frogs eat in the summer?