In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?