In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?