What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.