What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the turkey cross the road?