Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?