Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which animal will never go bald?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do you make a bandstand?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?