Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How do bees get to school?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?