Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
What do mice do when they're at home?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do birds go to drink?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?