Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which family member is always relieved?
How are teens like cats?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?