Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's the politest month?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?