Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?