What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How long do chickens work?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do termites go camping?