What animal always goes to heaven?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What animals make the best students?
What is a table you can eat?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why is summer always sad?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?