What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why was the mime upset?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?