Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What color are all the books in the library?