What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is a cow's dream job?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?