Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do cows say when you milk them?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?