Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a henway?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do some people love eating snails?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.