Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How does a barber get to work?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's black and white and red all over?