What do elves learn in school?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?