What animals make the best students?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which relative loves rice?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?