What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the pirate late for work?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?