Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's the noisiest food?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?