What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?