What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What condiment has wings?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What is the color of the wind?
How do automobiles fly?
When should you start writing a book?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?