Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How does one gelatin greet another?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What siblings are always sad?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A book just fell on my head.
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?