What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?