To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What school subject really rocks?