What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?