What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
When do cows get tired?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What day is your mom always right?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the bicycle call its dad?