What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is the coolest country?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?