What dogs are always lying to you?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why was the cat so small?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What animals make the best students?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?