How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?