What do fish do at parades?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?