Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What animal floats best?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?