Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Where does cheese invest its money?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?