What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is the coolest country?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
