Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do fairies always drink?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?