Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?