Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?