Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the confused bee say?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do people always trip on September 22?